What a night. I wrote most of this yesterday so hopefully it still makes sense.
Week 12 – Day 84:
Umm, I forgot to throw Prometheus a party when they got back from France. So he’s a toddler now. Yep yep yep!
Week 13 – Day 85:
Virgil has 16 days left, Serefina has 5 days left, and Prometheus has 6 days left.
Unfortunately, Virgil was placed on the top of the Most Wanted List because he gets promoted to Master Thief. So good on him! He also stole one of Magnus Landgraab’s platinum induction coils.
Cascadia was also promoted up to Pastry Chef. (Mmmmm, pastries.) Tristan wrote “Politicians are all Snakes!” and started “Why Won’t He Talk to Me?” Brie caught Joe making out with Addison, her mother, which is apparently the worst kept secret in town. Also Niobe declared her first first arch-nemesis, Trinity Hudson.
Tristan gets the local principal fired for writing an article without checking his sources. The Wolfe family strikes again!
Cascadia finished her lifetime wish (quite accidentally!) by getting $10,000 worth of nectar. I thought it would take a lot longer, but it was pretty easy. Now I need to figure out a way to move Pascal from France so they can move out and have cute France-French/Simnationian babies.
Niobe needs to stay late at the school to clean out the classroom bug cage. I’ve never heard of such a crazy thing, but I’m picturing something with bars, an exercise wheel, and a hamster water bottle. Then this happens:
Oh, and on return investments, I cracked the §25,000 mark this week.
Keri was promoted to Lietenant. You know what that means? Free car! Cop car! I turn on the sirens and send her driving back and forth through town. Hehehe! She also steals Christian’s Vompensator.
Tristan started writing on the “Mysteries of Egyptian Tombs”. He went over to make-out make up with Tanner, but Tanner’s turned into an elder! Will their long-term fling survive the ravages of time?
Cascadia was promoted to Sous-Chef. I can practically smell that new fridge! Niobe got a chance to meet her grandfather, ghost Alexander. Serefina also met ghost Roxanne.
There was some sort of tragic accident at the hospital, hundreds killed. Since there aren’t any private investigators in town, it’s up to Joe to unravel the mystery. Cue the Scooby Doo theme.
Brie wants Tristan to write a Sci-Fi book for her. How much spare time does she reckon he has to write her an entire novel?
Ack, now I’ve lost one of the laptops! I can’t decide if one of the neighbours stole it or if I left it on a community lot. (Hmm..)
Joe interrogates Lorenzas Salas about the broken equipment, and here is a direct quote: “I didn’t go anywhere near it that night. Joe can vouch for me!” The plot quickens.
Sometime recently, Tanner and Terry decided not to live in the same house, but they are still technically married. Eh, whatever, that’s close enough for Tristan!
Tristan started writing “From the Realms Beyond the Sun”. (It’s clearly a Sci Fi.) Virgil also meets up with the invisible, elusive (say, glitchy), Cassandra Diwan-Gilbert.
Keri’s boss, the Deputy of Operations (who I believe is also Tanner), wants her to choose between the cloak and dagger world of secret intelligence (Archer), or the logical thinking of forensics (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation). The Special Agent stream sounds a lot cooler so she goes for that.
Also I updated Keri’s lifetime wish to owning a Private Museum because they’re practically there already. Oh, and I changed up her clothing, because I think she was wearing the same stuff as Roxanne which is a bit too Freudian for Virgil.
Joe interrogated the organ donor Carey Dubois about her whereabouts on the night in question. Apparently the security guard can vouch for her. If this were a film-noir, she’d be the dame with the mysterious past that tries to throw the gumshoe off the trail. Joe’s third or fourth grandchild is born. I guess he’s gonna be an elder soon?
After spying successfully on Cassandra, Virgil snitches on her to his boss. She can expect to wake up and find a llama’s head in her bed.
It’s the twin (girls) birthday! Keri’s boss tries to make her stay late but she can’t, it’s birthday time! Dara Dent didn’t like the girl’s party. She has made a powerful enemy this day.
Niobe rolled the Unflirty trait (lame), and I gave Serefina the Dramatic trait. Also Niobe took a part-time job in the Masoleum because I’ve never done that before.
At work, Virgil stole some experimental machine parts from the military. Tristan finished the book for Brie, then he wrote “Fake Moustaches Are All The Rage!”, then “Mirror, Mirror, on the Floor”. He’s just a word-machine!
Joe’s latest suspect disappeared, which kills the quest. So it was the mysterious one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man. Case closed! Ooh, let’s go to China and finish up this world!
Community death count: 61 or so
Legacy Score: 25. (Gen: 3 + LTW: 3 + Portraits: 6 + House: 4 + LTR: 9)
Theme song of the week: “Morning Dew” by Bad Lip Reading